Sup with all the rain?  Health experts are warning that the warm weather we’ve had lately could mean a rampant tick season so don’t forget to strip down and have a trained tick finding expert search you over for the tiny critters.  If you find yourself without a train tick finding expert, my number is 295-3460. SPOON!

Its based on an episode of Archer(which is an awesome show BTW). Anywho, there’s an episode where Archer gets thrown a baby shower for a baby that isn’t his. One of his coworkers gives the baby mama a jar of breast milk. Later one party goer explain to another that at least SHE made her gift to which the breast milk guy goes “ME TOO!”. This carries on where there’s 2 more instances where someone says something and he is heard in the background shouting “ME TOO!” to a very odd or disgusting result.

THE GAME is to shout out “ME TOO!” at an inappropriate time to hilarious effect. The best example is a birthday party I went to the other night where someone had brought their young daughters. Someone was talking to one of them in another room in that stupid sing-songy voice people think they need to talk to kids with and I heard “Is your underwear falling down?” to which I yelled out “ME TOO!”.  Hilarity ensued.

REALLY digging the Rush weekend. Subdivisions…

I started a workout diary and it was funny cause I told my friend about this and their first response was “Oh, cool. Are you going to post it online so people can learn to workout like you?” So I’m only two pages in, but maybe as I can further down the line, I’ll post some snapshots so you can see what I do and how I do it. It kinda looks insane all scratched out. I’m a MAD MAN!

GET EXCITED ABOUT SPRING TOUR! It starts THIS Thursday at the Brown Auto Mall on 29 N across from Walmart! 11am-1pm! PRIZES! T-SHIRTS! MAX AND HIGHWAY!!!!!!!!!

and I’m spent…

Spring tour is about to start! Friday’s After Five is weeks away! Seriously, folks. Our “busy season” is approaching so get ready! Tons of awesome contests and events are coming your way. Sitting in the meetings about all this craziness has just been…CRAZY! I’m excited for all of you though who get to play our reindeer games. Jealous even…sleep scared. I’m just kidding! Don’t sleep…

Ahhh, fitness. I don’t mean to brag but I’ve been getting a lot of compliments of my physique these days. I have changed my workout. I did the whole 3 sets of ten for a long time and really felt like I wasn’t getting anywhere. My body had muscle tone but I didn’t think I generally looked “fit”. SO I changed it up by cutting the pounds I was lifting and increasing the reps dramatically. Now, this isn’t something I’d recommend for anybody and please talk to a doctor before doing something like this, but my routine consists of at least 100 reps per exercise, 4-6 exercises per muscle group, and two muscle groups per day. That gets you to around 1000 reps a workout. Usually takes about an hour and a half. I think I timed it out to about 30 seconds on and 30 seconds off averaged out. I’m down about 15-20lbs most days since I started.. I cut at least 3 inches off my waist and I’m down to where a large is pretty loose on me shit-wise. Diet is tricky. I’ve never been one to watch what I eat. I have given up dairy because I had a lot of side-effects that weren’t too pleasent and I’ve eliminated a lot of pre-packaged things. Though I do indulge. I think the key is educating yourself and trying a lot of things out until you find out something that’s perfect for you. Fitness is NOT one size fits all and should be a life time exploration of your body, your limits, and your happiness! YAY!

I’m on my second trash bag! Its fun throwing stuff away! Not so much fun finding stuff you wish you had thrown away years ago! YEARS! Dang…Anyway. Its a lighter more streamlined Highway. Though I think there’s more crap in the closet than every…and no that’s a not a euphamism! Embrace the nature of spring! Start anew! You’ll feel better for it and you’ll have all this extra room for…MORE STUFF! YAY! I think I had too much coffee…

Okay, so I just watched Your Highness last night and, seriously, you need to watch this shit. I’m not a big fan of stoner comedies at all, but I was laughing my ass off through this whole thing. Before this the only stoner movie I liked was Half Baked and I think this one might be better. Its on HBO now so if you subscribe, get you some or rent it from your favorite rental agency. Altered state not required although I did have 2 drinks while watching it so maybe a little lubrication would be nice just like everything else in life.

Ha! Its an election year yet again ladies and gentlemen. Seems like they’re running twice a day now, doesn’t it? Anywho, it is funny given the time of month how we here at the Big Greasy Breakfast get charged with being on one side of the coin or the other. Honestly, on a Monday we can get a scathing e-mail crying out against our liberal biased along with a threat to never listen again only to have an e-mail coming Wednesday blasting out narrow minded conservative thinking. For the record, I identify myself as a conservative with the big difference for me being I like to keep my eyes on my own paper. That means anything that tries to press morality onto someone usually doesn’t get too much attention from me. I got my own way of thinking and as long as nobody tries to encroach on mines, I’m not too interested in yours. Maybe that makes me a bad conservative, but that swings back around to the part where I don’t really care what you think. I do become very critical of republican candidates when politics are in season because I have pretty high expectations from the party I can more closely relate. So while it might sound like I’m making fun of Newt or Mitt because I have some hidden liberal agenda. The fact is I’m critical because I want them to be better than what they are. Oh, and am I the only one who feels painted into a corner when people say you shouldn’t just vote for the lesser of two evils, but get all up on your case if you just don’t vote at all?

I don’t even know what it is but I want it! Hahaha! Lots of the eating establishments I am friends with on facebook are posting pictures of them in celebration of Mardi Gras. I have to say, I’ve never been one for Catholicism and maybe I’ve just been watching too much Borgias on Showtime, but I enjoy me a good ritual. Oh, and if you suspend celebration til Friday then you are truly lame. I’m sorry.

Highway: My peppy feels weird. Could you feel it and tell me if it feels weird?
Max: You’re not getting me with THAT trick again…